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Las Mejores Cien Frases de Bart en el tablero

February 09, 2003 SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
May 06, 2001 Genetics is not an excuse
April 09, 2000 I was not touched "there" by an angel
February 14, 1999 Hillbillies are people too
May 17, 1998 I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" (This episode aired three days after the last episode of "Seinfeld".)
December 21, 1997 Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
February 07, 1997 I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
May 19, 1994 Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
January 06, 1994 I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
May 06, 1993 I do not have diplomatic immunity
February 04, 1993 The principal's toupée is not a frisbee
October 01, 1992 My name is not "Dr. Death"
37 September 26, 1991 Spitwads are not free speech
1 April 11, 1991 I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
17 November 1, 1990 I will not Xerox my butt (Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 25, 1992 rerun - "Potato", not "potatoe")
14 October 11, 1990 I will not encourage others to fly (And during the episode: I will not fake my way through life)
February 25, 1990 I did not see Elvis